Err... isn't that a bomb?
Today I won the prize for stating the obvious. What seemed like a perfectly innocuous excavation of a German ww2 bomber engine suddenly went a bit Luftwaffe when the digger deposited the engine about 3m in front of me. I kinda heard myself saying "that doesn't look like an engine, that looks like a bomb." I almost chuckled to myself in amusement. Turns out it was in fact an unexploded, undetonated 400 pound street killer. Not something you want to be taking the piss out of. I was a bit disappointed by how calm I was. People around